• Throw Your Smartphone Into A Lake - Mens Shirt
Throw Your Smartphone Into A Lake - Mens Shirt Throw Your Smartphone Into A Lake - Mens Shirt

Throw Your Smartphone Into A Lake - Mens Shirt

$22.99

Throw Your Smartphone Into A Lake - Mens Shirt

$22.99

Description

Are you tired of keeping up with the yuppie gaia guilt arms race? Is your oatmeal grass fed? Are your thoughts organic? Did you pay an arm and a leg for that sandwich, or just half a leg? You should be ashamed of how little you support your local free range social mobile artisans. Go buy some penance kale. And it better not have gluten. Or you'll die. Twice.

For those who have just straight up lost count of their unbridled farm to table sin tally, we offer another way. Throw your smartphone into a lake. Fictional studies suggest that throwing your smartphone into a lake reduces cortisol by up to 10%, decreases information overload, and feels "pretty dang great".

Live free. Or die. Or whatever.

We are not responsible for smartphones thrown into lakes. 

Stats:
+3 Organic Grass Fed Free Range vibes
+2 Temptation near bodies of water
-1 Smartphone life expectancy

 

Mens Sizes - Womens Sizes

  S M L XL 2XL
Chest (inches) 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50
Waist (inches) 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42


Return Policy

We want you to love your purchase and feel totally comfortable buying from us. We'll happily accept returns or exchanges for any reason.

Credits

Photography: Brian Alvarez - Website - Instagram

Model: Alex Maki-Jokela - Website