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Virtual Vines Leggings

$59.99 $44.99 -25%

Virtual Vines Leggings

$59.99 $44.99 -25%

Description

The perfect addition to your wardrobe when you want to look all biopunk, but still blend in with the office plants. Your boss will never see you lurking in there. Use your powers for good.

Also, plants are OGs. Did you know that if you speed up footage of a plant moving as it grows, it looks an awful lot like an animal probing around in the dark? 

Plants and animals share a lot of DNA, but one of the major differences is that the mechanisms for electrical signals moving through plants and animals are different - plants have their analogous version of a nervous system, it's just slow AF so they look like they're not moving to us. They live and exist in different time scales.

From an evolutionary standpoint, that raises some interesting and mildly uncomfortable questions about humans and machines. What if the best analogy to compare humans and increasingly complex AI is to try to imagine the position that plants were in when animals first started appearing in the world?

Stats:
+3 Cyberpunk protagonist resemblance
+2 Office plant camouflage

Photography: Brian Alvarez - Website - Instagram

Model: Gothlet - Instagram  

Model: Lyra Levin - Website - Instagram  

Model: Alex Maki-Jokela - Website

Womens Size guide

  XS S M L XL
Waist (inches) 25 28 30 35 37
Hips (inches) 35 38 41 45 49
Inseam length (inches) 26 ¼ 26 ¾ 27 ⅛ 27 ½ 27 ⅞

 

Mens Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝

52 ¾

 

If you're not satisfied for any reason, we'll happily accept returns or exchange sizes <3