Dragons and unicorns have long been understood as very different creatures - dragons are huge, scary, and evil, unicorns are beautiful, magical, and rare.
Blah, blah, blah.
The reality is, these are stereotypes. Dragons and unicorns are both incredibly subtle, complex emotional beings. What about the dragons who spend their days recounting ancient history, sipping tea, and consensually sharing their warmth with squirrels and deer in the winter? And what about the unicorns who get a little crunk on rosé and run around spearing little forest animals and improvising bitcoin erotica? Surely, these creatures are not so simple as we make them out to be.
It is time that we as a culture evolve past our archaic stereotypes. Dragons can be nurturing. Unicorns can be dicks. It's not about the horns and the scales - it's all about what's inside.
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Photography: Ruin - Instagram
Model: Jackie Bow - Instagram